Tuesday, 20 December 2016

2016 - The Year of the Cow

A lot has happened this year. But that goes without saying, right? If you’re feeling anything like I am, you probably can’t wait for 2016 to be over. There’s always something cathartic about a new year, even if the individual days remain pretty much the same. It’s the time for reflection, reinvention, and improvement. A chance to move on from all the troubles that came before. And we’ve had a lot of troubles this year, wherever you are in the world. Too many atrocities to count. Too many dead legends. Too many ill-informed decisions made by people who genuinely thought they were doing the right thing. I live in hope they prove correct.

2016 hasn’t been a complete bust. I – at some point, I’ve forgotten exactly when – made the decision to break into self-publishing. I’d tried about two dozen agents, of course. Most of them said, “Thanks, but no thanks.” A few said, “Good luck.” One said, “I love it. I wish I could read the whole thing. But I have no idea to market it.” And I know exactly why they said it. Perhaps that was the best I would get from a commercially-minded literary agent. But 2016 has proven that there is a need for a niche urban-fantasy about celebrity cattle and a time-travel addict.

This year I’ve been overwhelmed by the response Déjà Moo has received, both from friends and strangers alike. The amount of readers around the world who have given the book a chance – and loved it – has been incredible. The generosity of strangers who have taken the time to promote, share, and bolster the reputation of Déjà Moo with reviews across Amazon, Goodreads and their own blogs, has been greater than I had ever hoped. And I’ve endeavoured to return the favours. In summer, I started beta-reading for other writers in similar positions, and I’ve spoken with some fantastic people this year. The online reader-writer community has proven a powerful force, thriving on cooperation and continuing to challenge the traditional publishing structure. If I’ve learnt one thing this year, it’s that in order to succeed, you have to pay it forward.

With that in mind, what can I offer you in the coming year?
  • Short stories! As we speak, I’m planning a series of short stories that will build upon the Lawmowers, Inc. universe. These will be released for free, right here at www.dejamoo.co.uk.
  • Writing tips! I’m going to be writing up my thoughts on every aspect of writing, from dialogue to plotting to editing, and sharing these periodically as well. Whether you’re a writing newbie or a curious reader, I hope these will be both informative and entertaining.
  • Beta-reading! I love reading works from other writers like myself. If you think you are ready for a second (or third, tenth, hundredth!) pair of eyes on your work before you release it, have a look at my beta-reading schedule and claim a slot now!
And as for the future of Lawnmowers, Inc.? I’m pleased to confirm that work is well underway on a sequel entitled Bovine Intervention. I hoped to complete the third draft for NaNoWriMo, but alas, life got in the way. New job plus long days equals tired author. Not only did I fail NaNoWriMo but I failed to complete the novel. Still, I succeeded in taking my own advice, and 60,000 words in two months is better than no words at all. And I’m still going. Lawnmowers, Inc. is very much alive, and it will return before you know it.

That’s all for now, but expect more updates soon. Wishing you a very happy new year,

Peter

Monday, 24 October 2016

10 Tips to Survive NaNoWriMo!

It's the most wonderful time of the year. It's more exciting than Christmas, more magical than a month at Hogwarts, and more stressful than, er, Christmas. Haven't heard of NaNoWriMo? It's National Novel Writing Month, and it's an online competition to write a 50,000 word novel in a month.



Yes, that's fifty thousand.

Yes, it can be done. Thousands of busy, stressed and over-caffeinated people manage it every year, and so can you. I've succeeded every other year since 2009, and guess what? Every one of those drafts was awful. That's not the point. The point is not to create quality. It's to create something. Something you can work with in the future. And it's a perfectly attainable goal, if you can keep calm and put in the hours. But whether you're a nano-newbie or a keyboard-calloused veteran, you can never have too much help. Here I've compiled ten tips guaranteed to make your November as stress-free as possible.



  1. Stock up on supplies. Whether it's tea, coffee, chocolate, gum, a music playlist or some scented candles, your aim is to make your writing time as comfortable as it can be. The last thing you need is to sit down, braced to knock out that twist in the second act, only to find you're out of your lucky Ethiopian blend and you've nothing else to chew on but your fingernails. Unless you want to take up foraging like you're competing in the Hunger Games, make sure your cupboards are stocked before October is out, and your future self will thank you.
  2. Remove all distractions. Alternatively, remove yourself from all distractions. Put the laptop on flight mode. Put your phone on silent. Unplug the router. Unplug the phone. Hide the video games (or get someone else to hide them from you!) Lend your Kindle to a friend. If you're like me, you might instinctively pull up Twitter every hundred words to tweet about your progress. This is not only a waste of time, but disruptive to your momentum! There's nothing better than getting into the zonewhich is kind of like flying the TARDIS, only instead of flicking levers and running around in circles, your characters are doing it all for you. 
  3. Know your characters! As a historic pantser (i.e. a writer flying by the seat of their pants), I've made the industrious decision to plan ahead this year. I may be working with characters I already know, but they're in a different place to where they began 130,000 words ago. You need to know what drives your characters and informs their choices. I like to fill out a tiny worksheet for each character.
    • What is their Greatest Strength? The strength is an asset that they can put to use at some point in the novel. It could crop up frequently or rarely, but it's a tool you can use!
    • What is their Fatal Flaw? This is a weakness that might hinder the character at a crucial moment, or hold them back on a day-to-day basis. This will have an influence on their decisions, their opinions and even how they speak.
    • What is their Basic Need? This is the story goal that your character aims to accompish by the end of the story. Your character should always be working towards this.
  4. Know where your story is headed! It sounds weird, but I like to settle on the ending first and work backwards. I pick a scene that encapsulates the end-goal for that particular character, and ask myself how she got there, tracing her steps in reverse-order. This will help you keep your story on track - and if you decide you don't like that ending after all, feel free to break away from it and pick something you prefer!
  5. Don't edit as you go along. It'll slow you down, and distract you from the real goal of NaNoWriMo which is to FINISH something. Don't look back - look ahead.
  6. Get involved in the community. Chat to other writers in the forums. Chat to other writers on Twitter. Join a NaNoWriMo community group on Facebook. Attend the NaNoWriMo social events - they crop up all over the world! Your local writer community is likely as enthusiastic and friendly as mine - in fact, if it weren't for my local group, I probably wouldn't bother coming back year after year.
  7. Treat Yo Self! Prepare a reward for after writing. This could be a small daily reward or a big thank-goodness-it's-over reward. A daily reward could be something like dessert, your favourite TV show (can you guess mine from the quote?), a relaxing bubblebath or anything else you could need but don't always make time for. A big December reward could be something like a celebratory meal, a new pair of shoes, or just a lazy day off. I am not recommending you bankrupt yourself, but any treat whatsoever will do. For me, it will be a big video-game binge. 
  8. Try not to fall behind. The general rule for NaNoWriMo is to write 1,667 words per day. Miss a day, and you've got to write 3,334 words the next day. That's a double workload. Let it build up for any longer, and it can feel like an incredible burden. Keep on top of your daily word count, and spare yourself the anguish of a word backlog. Do one better and get ahead. Build up a reserve of extra words in the first week, when you're still feeling fresh, because the week two slump might just hit you!
  9. Take a day off. This really ties into my previous tip about getting ahead. If you can knock out 3,334 words on a Sunday, give yourself Monday to recover writing-wise. You deserve a little respite, you hard worker, you. 
  10. Take care of yourself. Your health comes first. NaNoWriMo is supposed to be fun, and if you're struggling - really struggling - it's no longer fun. Sometimes external events get in your way. Life happens. If you have to abandon your novel or feel you can't continue, don't be disheartened. You've already written more fiction than most people will the rest of their lives, and there's nothing to stop you returning to it at a later date. 
That's it. In short NaNoWriMo is a difficult undertaking, but it can be rewarding, sociable and a great deal of fun. Thinking of getting involved? Sign up today! And if you're ready to go, good luck.


Monday, 10 October 2016

7 Lessons in 7 Books

Reading is inherent to writing. You can’t even conceive of a book worth writing until you’re familiar with enough books to determine your tastes, your values, and your motivations. If creativity is a flame, books are the tinderbox we use to light it. With that in mind, I’ve tried to pick out the books that have meant the most to me both as a reader and as a writer.

The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde
The lesson: absurdity is a serious business. 

The Eyre Affair is the first in Fforde’s series about Thursday Next, a SpecOps agent with the ability to read herself into the BookWorld. Simply by opening a book and reading its contents, Thursday is able to enter any given book and interact with its characters. Pretty handy, considering her latest case. Literary characters are going missing, and Thursday is tasked with finding the kidnapper. The series is bizarre beyond belief; there are puns galore, fantastical libraries, madcap mysteries and countless literary characters that make unexpected appearances. But despite all the silliness, it’s the emotional scenes I remember most. There are twists, failures, and deaths over the forty-odd years that these books span. It’s this incredible balance of humour and tragedy that inspired me to write something similar; a ridiculous universe with a core of sensitivity and truth. It’s for this reason that the entire Thursday Next series (at time of writing, there are seven books,) shaped my understanding of literature and stands as one of my favourite works of literature.
On a personal note: I can’t recall how or when I discovered these books, but I’m glad I did.
See also: Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series, Douglas Adams’ Hitchhiker’s series.

The Time Traveler’s Wife by Audrey Niffenegger
The lesson: science-fiction and romance aren’t mutually exclusive.

The Time Traveler’s Wife is a science-fiction novel about a man with a hereditary genetic disorder that causes him to slip through time, causing untold misery to his wife, Clare. Some write this off as a trashy romance, but it’s much more than that. It’s a book about sickness, death, grief and parenthood, and what was most stunning to me was the way form and subject matter intertwine – the book is about a man living his life out of order, and the non-linear narrative reflects that, jumping from past to present to future without hesitation, yet somehow remains coherent and compelling.
On a personal note: I remember successfully lobbying a bunch of my friends to read it too when it came out. (They all loved it.)
See also: Her Fearful Symmetry by Audrey Niffenegger.

The Art of Asking by Amanda Palmer
The lesson: ask for help. 

The only non-fiction book on the list, The Art of Asking chronicles musician Amanda Palmer’s journey from street-performer to contract artist to indie musician. Palmer famously walked out on a record deal after growing disillusioned with her label, and went on to crowdfund her next album via Kickstarter. Her story is equal parts hilarious, touching and inspiring. Palmer insists that there are good people out there, who are willing to pay for entertainment rather than demand freebies, and encourages artists to place their trust in fans.
On a personal note: Without this book I probably wouldn’t have made the leap into self-publishing, and my network of writer-friends would be all the poorer for it.
See also: nothing. There’s nothing like it. Just read it twice, or buy her album Theatre Is Evil. She’s also married to…

Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman
The lesson: fantasy and reality go hand in hand.

Did you know there was a hidden London? Another city beneath the city? Neverwhere invites you to find it. This fantastical quest/adventure story sees everyman Richard Mayhew escort a missing princess through a dark and dangerous underworld of monsters, kings and lurking henchmen. It’s colourful, grimy, spooky and very witty.
On a personal note: one of the best books I read at university. It was recommended during a lecture about the literature of London. I made a lot of great literary discoveries during that time but Neil Gaiman was one of the best.
See also: American Gods. I nearly went for this one, but I read Neverwhere first.

Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
The lesson: eschew perfect endings. 

A book doesn’t have to be neat and tidy; after all, real life rarely is. Wuthering Heights is a famous classic featuring two lovers who (spoiler warning) never really get the chance to be together. Where the book excels is giving the “second generation” a chance to fix the mistakes of their parents. This technique gives Wuthering Heights a truly epic span, as the narration covers several different eras. Amazing how much you can cram into a little book.
On a personal note: I share my birthday (July 30th) with Emily Bronte and Kate Bush, who wrote the famous song of the same name. So I have to include it!
See also: The Tenant of Wildfell Hall by Anne Bronte. A similarly stormy, tumultuous romance with a bittersweet ending. Ignore anything by Charlotte. I don’t like her. Rumour has it she burnt Emily’s second manuscript. 😠

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
The lesson: you can’t repeat the past! 

There’s something incredibly sad about Gatsby, the man fixated on a relationship he can never recapture, but it makes for beautiful reading. The American classic follows an infamous, lonely playboy as he tries to woo a girl he knew from years before. Everything about this book is memorable, from the lines to the imagery and the yellow cocktail music, but what stays with you the longest is the idea that no good comes of retrospection.
On a personal note: We read this in school alongside Wuthering Heights and I remember ardently debating with a friend that Gatsby and Wuthering Heights were essentially the same story.
See also: Tender is the Night by Fitzgerald.

Pushing Ice by Alastair Reynolds
The lesson: judge books by their covers. 

I was probably about thirteen when I pulled this hard sci-fi novel off the shelf when picking a holiday read. I didn’t really understand the blurb, nor did I understand any of the politics or science I skimmed through, but it had a nice cover, and it was long enough to last me all week. Pushing Ice turned out to be perhaps the greatest wildcard I’ve ever had the pleasure of choosing. What started off as a simple space opera evolved into an examination of a tiny society – the crew of a mining ship – forced to fend for themselves, hold impromptu courts and executions, colonise new worlds, negotiate with other races and adapt to new, incredible technologies they’re not even sure they deserve. Every time I had adjusted to the new status-quo of the novel, the rug is pulled and your expectations are blown apart once more. The novel is unrelentingly pacey. And I’ll never forget the image of the mining drill being used to bludgeon someone through a space helmet. Blergh.
On a personal note: probably the first “adult” book I ever read, and probably too soon. Didn’t do me any harm though.
See also: Chasm City by Alastair Reynolds, Manifold series by Stephen Baxter.

That’s it. Seven reasons I’m a writer, plus a few more recommendations for giggles. Hope you enjoyed reading about my inspirations and have maybe found a new read or two. Let me know what you think in the comments. 

Friday, 7 October 2016

Déjà Moo is free on Kindle Unlimited!

From now until the new year, Déjà Moo and its follow-up Encore Moo are both free to read on Kindle Unlimited around the world. That means subscribers can read the ebooks in their entirety at no extra cost.


Déjà Moo
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Encore Moo

Time is relative. Fame is fiction. Witches beget witches.

Monday, 3 October 2016

Encore Moo is released!

Good news, everyone! My new science-fiction novella Encore Moo is available for purchase on Kindle. It takes place after the events of Déjà Moo and follows researcher Nicholas Wyndham as he makes contact with a number of parallel universes in the aftermath of the Lawnmowers, Inc. scandal. Here's the blurb:

Sometimes Nicholas Wyndham is happy, but it depends which one of him you ask. There are dozens of versions of him, and they’re trying to make contact. The laws of physics are of no concern to a man who can send emails to a parallel universe. Naturally, some of the Nicholases, the clueless ones, are getting worried. Their post keeps going missing, and their kitchens are haunted, and their partners grow suspicious. In the wake of the Lawnmowers, Inc. scandal, Nicholas Wyndham is having a crisis, and Nicholas Wyndham is the only man that can help him – if he can reach himself in time.